Tag: Will Rogers
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Last year we said, ‘Things can’t go on like this’, and they didn’t, they got worse.
Will Rogers
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
Will Rogers
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
Will Rogers
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Will Rogers
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Will Rogers
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
Will Rogers
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Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Will Rogers
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers