Category: comedian
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Comedy can be, especially in a writer’s room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. It’s not a nurturing place. It’s not like a lot of women are going to say, I can’t wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer’s room until 2 or 3 a.m.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I know a dramatic role is going to happen, but you just got to be patient, you know? It’s going to happen when it’s supposed to happen. I’m not rushing it. I’m not trying to make it happen tomorrow.
Kevin Hart
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it’s feet first!
Henny Youngman
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We might as well die as to go on living like this.
Charlie Chaplin
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I wish I could play little league now. I’d be way better than before.
Mitch Hedberg
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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
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I didn’t do improv in college, I never performed, I didn’t do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
Demetri Martin
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From the time I was taught how to drive, I was taught how to behave when I’m stopped.
Steve Harvey
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I learned from the guys before me – Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor, just to name a few. These are guys that let it all hang out. What they lived is what they took to the stage.
Kevin Hart
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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Wright