Category: comedian
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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Mitch Hedberg
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx
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I believe in something.
Larry David
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People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I’m a comedian first. I’ve learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that’s how I’ve learned. I didn’t take classes or anything. I don’t need no classroom.
Steve Harvey
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Knowing that you are going to die is, I suspect, the beginning of wisdom.
Terry Pratchett
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It’s useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.
Terry Pratchett
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx