Category: comedian
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‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
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I’ve always been able to recount things, and I have a really good memory about dialog and what people have said before and this and that.
Carol Burnett
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I don’t have many friends.
Larry David
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What I do, basically, is look at things from different angles. That is what I do on stage comedically, and that is what I do in art. I was always fascinated by the structure of things, why things work this way and not that way. So I like to see how things behave if you change the point of view.
Ursus Wehrli
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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I don’t like politicians, and I don’t like politics. I definitely don’t want to be associated with any of them.
Steven Wright
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It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often.
Larry David
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I do come across people who don’t like me, don’t like my comedy, don’t think it’s funny, it’s too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it’s like, ‘Okay. That’s your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that’s good.’ Hopefully it balances out.
Demetri Martin
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If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman
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I’m not quite as anonymous as I was.
Larry David