Category: comedian
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You can’t go forward and backwards at the same time.
Steve Harvey
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I enjoy performing for heavily armed people. It’s easier than going to Georgia.
Robin Williams
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’
Demetri Martin
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I must have read every issue of ‘Punch’ published in the 20th century, and I think in the process I picked up the true voice of English humour – that amiable, fairly liberal, laconic voice which you find in something like ‘Three Men in a Boat.’
Terry Pratchett
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Larry David
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I was only a leading man for a minute; now I’m a character actor.
Robin Williams
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it’s ready.
Henny Youngman
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was… a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Robin Williams
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I just wanted laughs – that’s really what I was after.
Larry David