Category: comedian
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it.
Larry David
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I am a really sensitive person.
Ellen DeGeneres
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The reason I talk to myself is that I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I take my brand very seriously.
Steve Harvey
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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes – I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.
Robin Williams
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The beauty of me being on stage is I have a voice.
Kevin Hart
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The idea of Juilliard was that it would give you this toolbox full of skills that you could take with you and apply to anything.
Robin Williams
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We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.
Ellen DeGeneres