Category: comedian
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The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
Steve Harvey
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I was a very keen reader of science fiction.
Terry Pratchett
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Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible.
Larry David
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I’m just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don’t you think you got to be perfect ’cause I ain’t.
Steve Harvey
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I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it’s in the blood.
Terry Pratchett
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What I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny.
Steven Wright
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I never in my life saw myself as a game show host. I don’t want to be a traffic cop.
Steve Harvey
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There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from different countries have married, amazing things like that. I’ve been to some of the weddings. I went to one here the other day, a pagan ceremony.
Terry Pratchett
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When you’re supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you’re talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you’re filming.
Kevin Hart
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I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin