Category: comedian
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Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn’t give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn’t seem right.
Steven Wright
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield
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For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
Kevin Hart
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I grew up in a very conservative home.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said ‘Guess’.
Demetri Martin
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HartBeat Productions is a company established by me; it’s mine. I run it. I have employees.
Kevin Hart
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There can be no better grounding for a lifetime as an author than to see humanity in all its various guises through the lens of the reporter for the town.
Terry Pratchett
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As a producer, as a CEO of Hartbeat Productions, I am making deals to put my company in place to win, to put my staff to work so that while all this stuff is going on, they’re in the kitchen cooking. So it’s understanding the longevity of the entertainment business; you get out of it what you put into it.
Kevin Hart
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I don’t switch my act up to win over the crowd. I’m more like, ‘You came here… this is what I do.’ I dig my heels in harder if I feel like they are not on board.
Tom Segura