Category: comedian
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I started being a comedy fan when I was, I’m going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
Demetri Martin
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Steven Wright
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.
Mitch Hedberg
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When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Robin Williams
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I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.
Steve Harvey
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I very much enjoyed doing ‘Law & Order,’ playing a killer – that was fun, and they had a family feel around the set, so it was a happy show to do even though the subject matter was quite the opposite.
Carol Burnett
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
Robin Williams
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
Rodney Dangerfield
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
Groucho Marx