Category: comedian
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I’ve had a lot of people tell me they watched ‘Old Dogs’ with their kids and had a good time.
Robin Williams
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I think the whole stigma of ‘black movies’ is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like ’12 Years A Slave,’ to ‘The Butler,’ to ‘The Best Man,’ to ‘Ride Along,’ to even ‘Think Like a Man’ from last year – these movies are just good movies.
Kevin Hart
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Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
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Some people are jerks, and some people aren’t.
Kevin Hart
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Steven Wright
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The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that’s what I do.
Steve Harvey
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Henny Youngman
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So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I was raised that you don’t use something nice until there’s someplace to go.
Ellen DeGeneres
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At first, I didn’t realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Larry David