Tag: Erma Bombeck
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Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Erma Bombeck
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck
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What’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma Bombeck
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
Erma Bombeck
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck