Tag: Erma Bombeck
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ‘Checkout Time is 18 years.’
Erma Bombeck
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go.
Erma Bombeck
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma Bombeck
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Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
Erma Bombeck
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There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
Erma Bombeck