Tag: Woody Allen
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Woody Allen
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
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I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
Woody Allen
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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Woody Allen
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Woody Allen