Category: comedian
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In all seriousness, people think that it’s the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has ideas, all the time. I tend to write mine down and remember them, but at some point you have to apply the bum to the seat and knock out about sixty five thousand words – that’s how long a novel is.
Terry Pratchett
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
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Jimmy Stewart and Lucille Ball were so unique.
Carol Burnett
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I’d given myself credit for.
Larry David
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I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
Kevin Hart
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I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.
Terry Pratchett
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I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me.
Kevin Hart
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I don’t have much of an attention span for TV – I nod off during the basketball playoffs – but when I watch ‘Game of Thrones’ on On Demand, I’m glued to the set. It’s mystical and addictive. Tyrion Lannister, that’s my man.
Steve Harvey
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright