Category: comedian
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Traveling with kids is tough. My best advice is don’t do it.
Tom Segura
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It’s hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.
Robin Williams
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Let no man’s deathbed be a futon.
Demetri Martin
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When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had to take this acting class as a theater arts major. I had to do this scene in a one-act comedy. I just said this line, and then… this laugh happened. I thought, ‘Whoa. This is a really good feeling. What have I been missing?’
Carol Burnett
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Often I sort of work up and down the manuscript. I sometimes used to go ahead of myself to see what was going to happen next, to make certain it fits what was going to be happening soon.
Terry Pratchett
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Fantasy is uni-age. You can start it in the creche, and it follows you to death.
Terry Pratchett
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
Demetri Martin
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I don’t really plan. I’m almost intuitive about things.
Terry Pratchett
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I am not honest.
Larry David
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I paint; I draw and paint – I’ve been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
Steven Wright