Category: comedian
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Henny Youngman
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
Robin Williams
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You’ve got to be vulnerable when you’re talking to kids. There’s nothing worse than some adult standing up there just talking down to some kid. You can’t work that way.
Steve Harvey
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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Mitch Hedberg
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I’m trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, ‘I’m different. I’m not just a comedian.’ I’m trying to become a rock star.
Kevin Hart
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I’m more of a realist when it comes to life, and I’d much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in Heaven than in a bed, sick, fighting for her life.
Kevin Hart
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Sure, being a reservist wasn’t as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.
Larry David
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You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there’s no class for comedy. You have to be born with it. God has to give you this gift.
Steve Harvey
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I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don’t.
Steven Wright