Category: comedian
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I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I’d know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.
Demetri Martin
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My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him – being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I’ve never seen anybody better.
Carol Burnett
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I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don’t have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that.
Terry Pratchett
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I think it does Discworld good if I don’t write about it all the time: sometimes you have to get it out of your system.
Terry Pratchett
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It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Steven Wright
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And of course I didn’t make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
Demetri Martin
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, ‘Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you’ll get more money.’
Demetri Martin
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I like video games, but they are very violent. I want to create a video game in which you have to help all the characters who have died in the other games. ‘Hey, man, what are you playing?’ ‘Super Busy Hospital. Could you leave me alone? I’m performing surgery! This guy got shot in the head, like, 27 times!’
Demetri Martin
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You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. ‘Hey, y’all, I’m cool with everybody.’ That’s my message.
Kevin Hart
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I’ve done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.
Kevin Hart