Category: comedian
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I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.
Kevin Hart
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Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
Carol Burnett
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When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying here you throw this away.
Mitch Hedberg
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I bought some instant water one time but I didn’t know what to add to it.
Steven Wright
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.
Charlie Chaplin
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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I think everybody should have the same anger towards the injustice that’s happening and the hatred that’s happening, and just fight it with love and compassion.
Ellen DeGeneres
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A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.
Kevin Hart
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From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.
Robin Williams