Category: comedian
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Why should poetry have to make sense?
Charlie Chaplin
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I think the reason I was successful is that I was never cynical.
Carol Burnett
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I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the ‘Boston Phoenix,’ and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that’s where I first saw ‘deadpan.’
Steven Wright
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I used to do much shorter jokes a lot more.
Tom Segura
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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If you cook something on the show, and I don’t like it, I’m going to tell you. I don’t understand how you could watch any of these morning shows, and everything everybody cooks is absolutely delicious. Are you kidding me, man?
Steve Harvey
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A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.
Charlie Chaplin
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The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We’ve all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we’ve all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that’s a gift – to you and your audience.
Kevin Hart
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch.
Larry David