Category: comedian
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I’m not an activist; I don’t look for controversy. I’m not a political person, but I’m a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
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We think too much and feel too little.
Charlie Chaplin
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Steven Wright
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I’m used to seeing it, but it’s weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it’s kind of surreal to have one in your house.
Steven Wright
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Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Larry David
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Every relationship should eventually become a long-term relationship. Any director that I meet now isn’t just a director. He’s potentially a friend, and someone I can call to do a project that I want or that I have.
Kevin Hart
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She’s a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Henny Youngman
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I don’t think comedy will ever die.
Kevin Hart
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A lot of times, you land in a city, and you’re like, ‘This is not my people.’ I’m gonna do the show, but you don’t feel like this is for you. And then, some places, you just go and just fall into a groove, and you’re like, ‘This feels right.’
Tom Segura