Category: comedian
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In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
Robin Williams
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven’t done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people.
Robin Williams
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I’m not really a relationship expert but… I’m an expert on manhood and what men think.
Steve Harvey
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams
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It’s not a bad thing to be able to do many things onstage. If you’re an entertainer, you should be able to entertain. I’m proud to say that I’m not a one-trick pony.
Carol Burnett
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The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably ‘Doctor Who.’ What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.
Terry Pratchett
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I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone.’
Demetri Martin
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I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets.
Kevin Hart
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I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I’ve read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it’s the same.
Steven Wright