Category: comedian
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Drugs scared me.
Larry David
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.
Charlie Chaplin
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I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I’m very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I’m feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It’s gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.
Steven Wright
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Charlie Chaplin
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’
Robin Williams
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Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Charlie Chaplin
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I’m a walking, talking enigma.
Larry David
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I have quite a house. People come over and I go, ‘I know, I’m sorry.’
Larry David