Category: comedian
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I don’t want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to.
Kevin Hart
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I don’t watch sitcoms. I really don’t. My problem with them is they take so long to film them that there’s no spontaneity. I want to see that.
Carol Burnett
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I do fantasize about having my own shop one day.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
Kevin Hart
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I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.
Terry Pratchett
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Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.
Demetri Martin
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
Robin Williams
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I like stand-up. But I’d also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there’s people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.
Demetri Martin
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I never saw myself not being a stand-up. That was my plan.
Steve Harvey