Category: comedian
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No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‘Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.’
Kevin Hart
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I try to be funny and not ignorant.
Kevin Hart
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I’ve lost both parents in the last two years, so you pick up on that stuff. That’s the most terrible thing about being an author – standing there at your mother’s funeral, but you don’t switch the author off. So your own innermost thoughts are grist for the mill.
Terry Pratchett
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I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
Kevin Hart
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Hermits have no peer pressure.
Steven Wright
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer’s disease where they slowly began to recover other people’s lost memories.
George Carlin
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Other than my foundation – mentoring programs – everything I do is for money.
Steve Harvey
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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I loved doing ‘The Family’ with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy.
Carol Burnett