Category: comedian
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Robin Williams
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The Lord saved my soul.
Steve Harvey
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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
George Carlin
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My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what’s mine.
Kevin Hart
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I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.
Groucho Marx
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I don’t know about other people, but I love to work.
Kevin Hart
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting ‘All the Gods are bastards.’
Terry Pratchett
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You get such a visceral thrill driving a race car. You think you’ve driven, and then you’re like, ‘Oh, I was doing something for 20 years that I didn’t realize I hadn’t experienced the real version of.’
Tom Segura
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I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.
Robin Williams
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman