Category: comedian
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I’ve gotten to a place where I really am just settled. Really.
Ellen DeGeneres
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My goals are so high that I don’t have time to relax in any way, shape or form.
Kevin Hart
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I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it’s me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I’m addicted to placebos.
Steven Wright
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I don’t see how people are comfortable with seeing other people be great. You can be happy for anybody, but what is your excuse to not want to be great? These people are great because they just say, ‘I’ma do that,’ and they do it. That’s it. There’s no scientifical process.
Kevin Hart
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Ask anyone who’s successful how they got there, you’re going to hear a different story.
Carol Burnett
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I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I’m saying, and I track it.
Kevin Hart
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I like to turn things upside down, to watch pictures and situations from another perspective.
Ursus Wehrli
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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Expect me to continue what I’ve been doing, which is trying to take over the world.
Kevin Hart