Category: comedian
-
The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.
Demetri Martin
-
The addition of nuts in salad… I always find to be beneficial.
Larry David
-
Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you’ve got something to share.
Steve Harvey
-
I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love.
Carol Burnett
-
I think golf is literally an addiction. I’m surprised there’s not Golf Anonymous.
Larry David
-
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
-
I was raised in an atmosphere of ‘everything’s fine.’ But as I got older, I was like, ‘Well no, everything’s not fine. There is stuff that’s sad.’ I am a really sensitive person. I think I am too sensitive sometimes.
Ellen DeGeneres
-
Journalism makes you think fast. You have to speak to people in all walks of life. Especially local journalism.
Terry Pratchett
-
It’s very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.
Kevin Hart
-
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright