Tag: Woody Allen
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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
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The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
Woody Allen
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen
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In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Woody Allen
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen