Tag: Woody Allen
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If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
Woody Allen
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Woody Allen
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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen
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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
Woody Allen
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
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I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Woody Allen
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Woody Allen
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen