Tag: Woody Allen
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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Woody Allen
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
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When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Woody Allen
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
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I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Woody Allen
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
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Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
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As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen